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The Robot Bartender

A man walked into a newly opened, intimate bar in an upscale neighborhood. As he sat down on a stool, he noticed that the bartender was a robot.

The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man, without hesitation, replied, "A martini please".

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered, "Oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc...

The man was most impressed. He left the bar, but thought he would try a different approach. He returned and took a seat.

Again, the robot clicked and asked what he would have.

A Budweiser, "please."

The drink was poured with a perfect head in a chilled mug and set on the bar in front of the customer.

The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100." So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, bass fishing and what to expect the Steelers to do that weekend.

The guy was really impressed, and had to try it one more time. So he left, walked around the block, returned and took a stool. He ordered a wine spritzer.

The robot placed a perfectly prepared drink of vintage wine and soda in front of him and, again, asked the question, "What is your IQ?"

This time, the man, in his ultimate test of the robot, promptly responded, "50."

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e r-e-a-l-l-y g-o-i-n-g t-o
n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e M-c-C-a-i-n?

 

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  • From San Antonio Heights, California, United States
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